Cream of Mushroom T-Shirt
Unleash Hell with the Cream of Mushroom Tee!
Made for metalheads with a twisted sense of humor and an appetite for chaos, this unisex tee combines brutal comfort with Hellbites-approved insanity. Crafted from 100% ethically sourced cotton (because even metal has standards), this shirt is as soft as it is savage. Whether you're melting faces or just your brain, it’s got your back. Literally.
The lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) ensures you won’t overheat while headbanging in the pit or microwaving some questionable leftovers. Featuring durable twill tape shoulders and a ribbed collar, this shirt survives the mosh pit and the washer—just not your creamy descent into madness.
Oh, and it’s made with ethically grown cotton, so when you’re rocking Hellbites’ Cream of Mushroom Melts Your Fucking Brain* design, you can proudly destroy minds and support sustainability.
Perfect for formal occasions, like opening portals to the netherworld or eating casserole.
Features:
- 100% metal-approved cotton (Heather colors include polyester for extra pit-proof durability).
- Classic fit with a crew neckline that’s versatile enough for dinner with Grandma (if she’s hardcore).
- Tear-away label, because neck itch is for posers.
- Made for metal, certified by Oeko-Tex for quality and safety—and your mother’s approval.
This is more than a shirt. It’s a statement: “Serve your soul on a steaming plate of chaos!”
* Brain not included
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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